He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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