hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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