Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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