Define "chronic" masturbator.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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