everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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