the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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