i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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