I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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