So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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