32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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