im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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