So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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