Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
