Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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