but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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