Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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