But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Crop dusting thru forever 21
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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