i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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