You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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