Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i think my cat just said my name.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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