In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Randomize
