i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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