please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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