he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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