i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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