So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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