you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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