Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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