Dual....:-)
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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