Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she woke up with a sticky ear
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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