need another drink. this is the easiest way
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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