Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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