I queefed so loud it echoed.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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