So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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