when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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