I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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