he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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