every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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