I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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