I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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