I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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