but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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