Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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