do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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