if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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