So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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Houston, we have a squirter
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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