i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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