I murdered the dance floor call the cops
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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