Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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