If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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