You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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