omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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