garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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